Erotic massage is just what the doctor ordered!

Erotic massage is just what the doctor ordered!

Friends advised me to go for an erotic massage at the Lucky salon, along the way giving him the best recommendations. Naturally, I wanted to know more about this institution. Well, Google immediately gave the coveted address. Typing it in the browser, I was pleasantly surprised by both beautiful girls and very affordable prices. One-hour erotic massage – 600 hryvnia. Which in translation at the current rate is less than one and a half thousand rubles! Heh, with that kind of money, they won’t let us on the doorstep. And they also serve champagne. And a 10% discount if you arrive before noon. In a word, almost communism.

In general, the choice was made and at the appointed hour I set off. It turned out that the Lucky salon is located on the ground floor of a large apartment building. But, thanks to a prominent sign, it did not take long to look for it. I met a polite administrator, introduced me to the girls, of which I liked Marina the most. I read only positive reviews about it on the site, but the reality exceeded all expectations. Beautiful big eyes, long legs and, of course, golden hands. And also sociable. Well, the rest of the details, I think, there is no need to describe. Let me tell you something else…


Let’s just say, it surpasses many domestic analogues. To be honest, I didn’t expect it. Pleasant to the touch linen, flowing fabrics, magnificent curtains, large mirrors, soft muffled light and … quiet pleasant music. Everything is done so that you can relax and unwind here.


Having returned home and, having told my friends about the wonderful Lucky salon, I came across some misunderstanding. Some asked: “Why did you go there? Is there really a lack of women with reduced, so to speak, social responsibility in Kyiv? No. I believe that they are the same there as elsewhere. Just erotic massage has its undeniable advantages:

— Firstly, among other things, it is also a massage. That is, the procedure is definitely beneficial for health. — Secondly, due to the lack of direct contact, there is a 100% guarantee that you will not bring any filth home. — Thirdly, it seems like not treason. So the conscience remains clear. Almost. — Fourthly, there is no danger of facing any crime. For example, that they will add clonidine and rob. In short, Lviv residents, wait. I will come to you again…